stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

6:43 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  7,744 notes

shrineart:

quietzombiegirl:

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”

I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.

6:41 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  273,483 notes

humorprince:

it’s really hard when you’re in a group of friends and each of them has their own “best friend” in the group.

6:38 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  22,135 notes

slussy:

You’re not punk until you EAT A PAIR OF DOC MARTENS

6:33 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  14,704 notes
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow
  • 6:29 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  90,734 notes

    who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

    (Source: umbrhella)

    6:26 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  309,574 notes

    sassykardashian:

    *secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

    (Source: sassykardashian)

    6:24 pm  •  14 September 2014  •  42,310 notes