dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

11:19 am  •  28 July 2014  •  204,639 notes
Anonymous: I just want to tell that you're an amazing person and to stay strong

Wow thank you

10:59 am  •  28 July 2014  •  2 notes

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

7:01 pm  •  26 July 2014  •  158,020 notes

oknope:

people who think i’m attractive:

  1. my mom
  2. nobody
  3. nobody
  4. no one 
6:01 pm  •  25 July 2014  •  274,535 notes

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.

You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

(Source: sailorp00n)

5:59 pm  •  25 July 2014  •  301,287 notes
5:48 pm  •  25 July 2014  •  79,754 notes

lmaoalien:

sorry mom i cant babysit i have a photo shoot todayimage

5:47 pm  •  25 July 2014  •  3,181 notes